Thursday, January 5, 2012

Twilight Through The Ages

My cousin linked me this post and it was just too funny not to share. It is "If Famous Writers Had Written Twilight." I'll let you go read the actual post yourself, but someone in the comments posted a Twilight by Dr. Seuss poem, and it was so awesome, I can't make you wait.

Twilight, by Dr. Seuss

Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.

See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.

Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.

Ed won't kill boys. He won't kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.

This is James. He's a tracker.
He's a sort of vamp attacker.

James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.

But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!

Edward fixes Bella's cut.
She won't be a vampire.

She becomes one. Read some more.
She's a vampire in book 4.

Awesome, no? Do you know of any other Twilight parodies? Maybe some other books? Share your funnies with us all!


  1. Funny!! :) I've seen the one "Now that you're big" which is if Seuss had written a sex-ed book.

  2. OMG, Samantha...this is hilarious! I love it! Still laughing and I REALLY needed a laugh today! I just shared it on FB!


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