Monday, May 9, 2011

Warning: Rant Session Incoming

Why do people insist on talking to me with a mouth full of food? IT'S DISGUSTING! I don't want to hear you mumbling around your lasagna. CHEW AND SWALLOW BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME. Nothing grosses me out more and I will walk away from you. Do NOT talk to me while you still have food in your mouth. I don't want to hear your nastiness. And while you're at it, make sure you chew with your mouth closed, you disgusting pig. I don't want to see your half-eaten food. You're not a cow. I shouldn't hear you chew. Seriously, both of these things make me massively want to vomit and I don't want to be around anyone who can't control themselves while they're eating. Stop being gross. It's not difficult. If I can do it, so can you.


  1. Great rant! I'm in total agreement.

    Came by from Kindle Boards,
    Crystal Jigsaw

  2. Thanks for stopping by, Crystal! And thanks for not typing with your mouth full! ;)

  3. AMEN! Nothing revolts me more than this. Thanks for stating what should be obvious but clearly isn't!


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