Warning: Rant Session Incoming

Why do people insist on talking to me with a mouth full of food? IT'S DISGUSTING! I don't want to hear you mumbling around your lasagna. CHEW AND SWALLOW BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME. Nothing grosses me out more and I will walk away from you. Do NOT talk to me while you still have food in your mouth. I don't want to hear your nastiness. And while you're at it, make sure you chew with your mouth closed, you disgusting pig. I don't want to see your half-eaten food. You're not a cow. I shouldn't hear you chew. Seriously, both of these things make me massively want to vomit and I don't want to be around anyone who can't control themselves while they're eating. Stop being gross. It's not difficult. If I can do it, so can you.